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bartyjoonyah:

glockhart said:

That happened to me for my down button. Try just pressing the place on your keyboard where the enter WOULD be for the time being.

I’m surprised that actually worked. I’ll just do that for now, until mom and everyone gets home and can take a look at it.

Hey, I know what I’m talking about you know. :P

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chevalier-de-seingalt:

glockhart:

What are you talking about I’m not intimidating am I? Trust me I’m really not that good at RPing and you’re not weird can we sit and just pet each other and snuggle cause you’re awesome and for some reason you think I’m awesome too? 

I will slap your butt cheeks off, what are you even on about? You are a wonderful role player, and more often than not, you make it a challenge for me to reply. I’mneverhappywithmyrepliestoyoubecauseyoursarealwayshnnjfgdflghfdg

…whut…but…whut. YOU’RE ALL SO GOOD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DID SOMEONE SLIP STUPID PILLS INTO YOUR FOOD TODAY GUYS???

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vagrantinvenice:

glockhart:

What are you talking about I’m not intimidating am I? Trust me I’m really not that good at RPing and you’re not weird can we sit and just pet each other and snuggle cause you’re awesome and for some reason you think I’m awesome too? 

8| … okay, wait. If you’re not good at RPing, then I should throw my laptop away.

You are better than me. jdsflkfhagoidf

Lies. Utter lies. Such lies. 

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vagrantinvenice:

glockhart:

vagrantinvenice:

but this is me

how am i even intimidating

dksklghaiodsgklf

Your horn is scary ahh you could have pricked me with it and told me I was a terrible person okay I admit I was stupid you’re squishy and lovely but still.

lskadghsal let me hold you. ;o; you’re actually really intimidating and good at roleplaying and i just want to cling to you and learn your roleplaying secrets and stuff idek i’m just weird ;~;

What are you talking about I’m not intimidating am I? Trust me I’m really not that good at RPing and you’re not weird can we sit and just pet each other and snuggle cause you’re awesome and for some reason you think I’m awesome too? 

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vagrantinvenice:

glockhart:

vagrantinvenice:

glockhart:

Maybe I’ve stalked you for months.

why didn’t you come say hello ono i would have loved on you and licked your face

You seemed too cool and intimidating so I was just happy to be quiet and like all your posts and pretend we were bffs from afar rather than have you realise I was pathetic and a nerd and go: ‘Sarah how dare you come here you cannot Roleplay you are terrible’

but this is me

how am i even intimidating

dksklghaiodsgklf

Your horn is scary ahh you could have pricked me with it and told me I was a terrible person okay I admit I was stupid you’re squishy and lovely but still.

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vagrantinvenice:

glockhart:

Maybe I’ve stalked you for months.

why didn’t you come say hello ono i would have loved on you and licked your face

You seemed too cool and intimidating so I was just happy to be quiet and like all your posts and pretend we were bffs from afar rather than have you realise I was pathetic and a nerd and go: ‘Sarah how dare you come here you cannot Roleplay you are terrible’

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vagrantinvenice:

glockhart:

vagrantinvenice:

glockhart:

Christmas at the Lockhart Estate was always a..forgive the pun, rather magical affair.
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;A; GOSH I CAN’T

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THIS IS WONDERFUL

REALLY? EJFLKH I’M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

WEHHHHHHHHH /CLINGS./ ;W;

GOSH I WANT TO CRY skldahgiodf IT WASBEAUTIFUl

o Ao also omg the characterization how did you do that so perfectly

Maybe I’ve stalked you for months.

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vagrantinvenice:

glockhart:

vagrantinvenice:

glockhart replied to your post: glockhart replied to your post: Amber just…

Okay is that you Raven because she calls me Gillyweed too. This is scary. >___>

why can’t i be original o~o

i’m going to call you waffle

I like Waffles. Waffles are nice. omg I went to London for my birthday last year, and the hotel I stayed in had a waffle iron when you could get your own breakfast.

I had six. THEY WERE SO GOOD.

klsdfjsdiogh i really want a waffle iron. ;o; i will have to invest in one.

fsdalghiosdfjl BUT YES UM I AM SO SORRY FOR THE SMUT THAT IS INEVITABLY GOING TO HAPPEN

IT IS AMBER’S FAULT

DON’T BE SORRY IT’S FINE. GO FORTH AND WRITE. Also I’m being sneaky and writing your happy tiems first.  Sssh dont tell her.